Any excuse to put up a picture of Natalie Portman is OK by us! Nat celebrated the premiere of her new flick Brothers and looked absolutely yumma-do-me while doing it. But a little on the thin side, no? Guess that's Hollywood for ya. Love the hair, love the makeup, love the dress. Her 'do looks classy, while the strapless mini, busty-bouquet number keeps her looking young. We forget the age of this mature Harvard alum sometimes, but we do know that that vibrant blue hue is impeccable. One thing missing from the party was costar Jake Gyllenhaal. Is that because he was home playing with his hair? Nat totally threw Jakey under the bus (in a loving way) in People mag's Sexiest Man Alive issue. Says Portman: "He knows home remedies for distressed hair." That doesn't exactly make him sexy in our book. Hmm, is that why he lost out to Johnny Depp for the cover? But don't worry—Gyllenhaal is very rugged, too. Portman continues to People: "[Jake] can build a cabinet from scratch. He plays guitar and has a great voice. Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He's perfect. Too bad he's ugly." We'd stick with Nat over Jake, honestly. What about you?

Are Rihanna and Drake set to make sweet music together—and then some? Both Ri-Ri and her rumored boyfriend hit up the American Music Awards...not entirely together. But during commercial breaks, all eyes were on whether the two good-lookin' peeps would get their flirt on. (They didn't, BTW, since they hardly interacted.) In Hollywood, that could be a sign that something is going on. (Robsten, anyone?) Here's what we could get outta Drake: "She's a good friend," D. told us, holding back that adorable smile of his. Drake then mentioned a slew of heavy hitters set to appear on his next album, from Lil' Wayne to Kanye West, but Ri-Ri was noticably absent from the list. So what about Rihanna? Since they're good friends and all. "I'd love to do something with her," he said, laughing. "If we find the right thing, for sure." D. & R. have been spotted all over the country together for some flirtatious rendezvous, even looking cuddly while out in L.A. recently. Personally, we'd love to see these musical geniuses together. Maybe Drake could help Rihanna out, 'cause her recent lackluster songs just aren't doing it for us. A very close bud to Drake told us backstage at the AMAs there isn't anything romantic happening with the two, though. "They are just friends," the insider told us. "They hang out a lot, but it stops at being friends." The source dishes that Drake was a good distraction for Rihanna after the heinous Chris Brown incident. "He was definitely there for her," spills Drake's friend—but still insists the two are not dating. "It was just a silly rumor." Bummer, if you ask us! And we're not sure we totally believe the "just friends" business. Perhaps with a dash of benefits thrown in?

After grueling months of promotion for New Moon, the Twilight cast has been finding some time to unwind in New York City. All while their li'l film dominates the box office. Friday night Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart skipped out on the New Moon afterparty and opted for a more private party together at Avenue in NYC, even showing some PG PDA. The couple also supposedly hit the town together last night. Rob was photographed leaving trendy eatery Megu in Tribeca, but Kristen was nowhere in paparazzi sight. How is it possible that they keep going to all these places without getting photographed together? Could it be because K.Stew just really wasn't there? Nope, Robsten's just that good! It has been confirmed that Stewart joined Rob and his party of eight for dinner at Megu last night. A source inside the restaurant tells E! Pattison was drinking a few of the Fritz Briem, an artisanal beer, as part of Megu's beer night, and was munching on some signature Japanese dishes like the kobe beef skewers and okaki asparagus.   Kristen enjoyed a sashimi platter and the king crab, and since the actress is still underage, she drank coca cola all night, natch. "They weren't overly affectionate," says a restaurant spy, "but everyone knows by now [Rob and Kristen] are together. They were all laughing and seemed to be having a really good time. They actually looked relaxed." Could New Yorkers be immune to this Twilight craziness? "People pretty much just let them be," our source says at the restaurant. It's shocking but true that New Yorkers seem to care less about celebs out and about in their city. But don't think Robsten got too comfortable. They were sure not to get pictured leaving together. Obviously, Rob took one for the team, offering up his sexy mug to the swarm of paparazzi waiting out front, while Kristen was able to slip out the back pretty much unnoticed (or rather, unphotographed). Way to be chivalrous, Rob! Maybe you two have been reading this blolumn after all. Where they'll be spending Thanksgiving is still up in the air, but something tells us you might see R.Pattz on a flight back to Los Angeles. — Additional Reporting by Ashley Fultz

Everyone wants a status update on Rocky Trailer—one of the many bisexual stars caught up in the Twilight mega franchise. Clearly none of the New Mooners blabbed about their tendencies to swing both ways. Ya know, getting turned on by guys and girls. This doesn't come as that big of a surprise to us. Like we said, we'd believe it when we heard it. It's always easier for an actor to think they'll break boundaries by coming clean about their sexuality, but so few ever do. Our own Taryn Ryder encountered Rocky very recently and actually and had quite the run-in... Rocky was totally hitting on her! That's right, couldn't get enough of the—let's face it—not exactly nun-like look she had going on. R.T. knew T.R. was a reporter, yes, but didn't seem too shy about wanting to get to know her further... Must say, our dear Taryn was taken aback! Being a member of Team Awful she, of course, knew all about Rocky's fluid sexuality. Maybe Rocky was just playing with us? Doubtful. So has Rocky chosen a side? Not exactly, but we'll be more than eager to see if Trailer chats about his or her ways during next year's Eclipse press—as we've been informed will most certainly be happening. Funny thing is, Summit's just about as shocked nothing came out (pun intended) as we are, regarding Rocky's bisexuality. Don't know if they're happy or disappointed. We're, uh, intrigued. And It Ain't: Christian Serratos, Michael Sheen, Ashley Greene

Dear Ted: One of my favorite shows on TV is Gossip Girl, but I've got to know if there is any dirt on the costars? Seems as if Blake Lively and Leighton Meester don't get along too well. Also does anyone else, besides Chace Crawford of course, have a Blind Vice? —Melia Dear G.G. Gossip: When Team Awful has spotted the two girls out partying, the two girls haven't even acknowledged each other. Battle of the egos, I'm thinking. As for being B.V. subjects, Chacey-poo is the only one holding down the naughty G.G. fort. Dear Ted: This is completely random, but did you know that if you made Tom Cruise a blond, he would look just like Peter Facinelli? It's creepy! On a completely different note, who's Terry Tush-Trade? For the love of all that's holy and good, Ted (I know you're a devout Presby)! I have to know. Your loving, devoted and faithful followers want, need, to know. Please! It's almost Christmas ya know. Spill! —Bubble  Dear Twins: Um, no way will Facinelli ever look like Cruise. You might be right, but I refuse to imagine it. As for TTT, my lips are sealed until Terry's are not. Or until he gets caught with one of those damn flipcams. Dear Ted: It is 4 a.m. here in Chicago, and I am up sipping tea to sooth my never-ending sore throat. I just saw a snippet of Robin Robertson's interview with Janet Jackson. She was talking about M.J.'s death and her family's attempt at interventions. She also puts it out there who she blames for her brother's death. Although she looked beautifully madeup and composed in the interview, her eyes looked so sad. Any thoughts? Is Janet really speaking from the heart? —Irish_blue Dear Questioning Heartache: Janet speaks more from the heart, whereas Joe speaks more from the pocketbook. But there are still many things left unsaid in this family. Dear Ted: I just don't think Taylor-Squared is real. With the obvious hints in interviews and how it's conveniently getting them more attention around the rerelease of her album and the release of New Moon, it just seems too perfect. And if Taylor Swift's a good friend, she wouldn't date Selena Gomez's ex. It just doesn't make sense. —Robs  Dear Couple Coverage: What, you don't buy the obvious? Me, neither.  Dear Ted: I understand that Twilight is the topic du jour, and that's fine. I'll even cheer on Robsten. I've watched the rise and fall of Lindsay Lohan through your eyes, I knew all about Paris Hilton well before her sex tape and I've recently started to obsess about Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles' epic bromance under your dizzying influence. At this point, I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that I'll take whatever you throw at me, and I mean that in the best possible way! However, you asked who else you should report on, apart from the Twilight cast, so while you may have meant that as a rhetorical question, here is my wish list: Pink. What's up with her and her on-again, off-again husband? Viggo Mortensen. He's hot, edgy, offbeat. How can he not be juicy? Gerard Butler (I know, I know, but I still kinda like him). Lady Gaga. Keanu Reeves. Guy Ritchie. Thom Yorke. Lily Allen. Any of these sound good to you, babe? —Agusta Dear Celeb Suggestion: First of all, we dished on Pink's possibly naughty husband (just for you). Love Lady Gaga, as any good boy should, but she just doesn't have that many secrets. I'll work on the rest for you, but I'll tell ya, Jackles is one of my faves so far. Dear Ted: Sorry we keep bringing up Angelina Jolie, but can you tell us why she insists on wearing floor-length black dresses nearly all of the time, even when out with the kids shopping? —Barbara  Dear Fashion Police: She's usually hiding stuff. Duh. Dear Ted: What does Angelina like to eat when she has dinner? —Mo  Dear Weird Question: From what it's looking like lately, nothing. Dear Ted: There has been an uproar of extreme anger toward you recently in the comments section. The complaint against you is that you have been misleading and/or blatantly lying to your readers about a certain Blind Vice. This particular Vice has had three iterations to tickle our fancy. So, here is the question on my and many others' lips: What the ef? Seriously, are there instances where you are pressured by people such as lawyers to back way the heck off of the clues you've been giving and, in fact, print things that might lead your readers to draw different conclusions than the ones most have drawn, thus keeping their clients safely closeted? Or were the majority of us just barkin' up the wrong tree? Throw us a bone here, pretty please! —Sam Dear Pissed B.V.s: Please, I do whatever I want (in certain legal limits). I'll try to steer you the wrong way sometimes when it's getting too easy...but come on, I'll never lie. Or mislead. Some people are upset about something I'm not even implying! Dear Ted: What is Fake à la Ferocity's drug of choice? Heroin or crystal meth? Both are horrible, I was just curious. —Sara, Calgary, Alberta, Canada Dear Fake 'n' Bake: Heroin. Dear Ted: What is up with the whole Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen relationship? They are hardly seen together? I know he's a Blind Vice, but can you give just a tiny clue as to which one he might be? Rachel should have stayed with Adam Brody—he is super hot...What was she thinking! —Melia  Dear Thumbs-Down Haychel: Beats me. I loved those O.C. sweethearts.  Dear Ted: When Angelina Jolie eventually dumps Brad Pitt, he'll be looking for a new "love of his life" and/or "soul mate." Of the following three actresses who do you think would be more his type: Natalie Portman, Julie Dreyfus or Robin Wright Penn? —Chicky Dear Soul Mate Searcher: None of the above—they aren't dark enough. Dear Ted: I always thought that you could tell a lot about a person by the company they keep, so imagine my surprise when I found out that nice-guy Jared Padalecki is friends with King of the Douche Bags, Chad Michael Murray! Pretty please, restore my faith in good people and tell me that Jared doesn't share any of Chad's nastier qualities? Hopefully yours, —Radha Dear Wrong Friends: No, not Chad's, but some One Tree Hillers' for sure. Dear Ted: John Mayer and Gerard Butler are sleazy hot. They're the guys you don't take home to meet mama, that you would never want as a boyfriend but who you have dirty, hot sex in the back alley with. —Ballerina  Dear Good Observation: Yes, yes they are, but you won't be happy about it when you have to visit the doctor after. Dear Ted: Is it possible that since Catherine Hardwicke said all this stuff about Robsten, they would get upset she blabbed about their relationship and go back in the dating closet for a while? I really hope not since we were finally getting the good stuff, but you never know with these two! —Kimberly Dear Relationship Outing: I think Rob and Kristen are over it. They won't confirm anything; it's up to the fans to know how to take it. Dear Ted: Is Toothy Tile Hugh Jackman? He obviously loves his kids and hangs out with his wife and looks happy. But that grin...There's something mischievous about him, and that intriguing grin seems to say, "We all know my secret—if not, think you can guess?" Not that it should matter; we'd love him no matter what! Personally, I love the nuances and lack of white-bread suburbia in anyone willing to risk showing that side of themselves! —Seattle Suburban Soccer Mom Dear Guessing Mom: Someone already guessed that, and I already said nope! Sorry, hon, wrong vice for Hugh. Think less slick. Dear Ted: How can I see this Ashley Greene-Jackson Rathbone kissing pic that everyone is talking about? I can't seem to find it, or I'm not looking in the right places. Help! —K Dear Search Engine: Google? Or how bout I make it easier for you...Here ya go! Dear Ted: I can't be the only one wondering about the other big "are they or aren't they": Cory Monteith and Lea Michele from Glee! I think there is very little mystery left for the Robsten relationship, so I think you should do some digging for the Cory and Lea deets. The show is awesome and is getting a huge following, so there should be plenty of interest. —Gleeks Rule Dear Gleeful Love: Cory's trying to take a cue from the Robsten playbook or something with the nondenial denials. I could totally see something up between these two—whether it's a onetime fling or more remains to be seen.  Dear Ted: I was hoping for a Newlyweds reunion between Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, but it looks like it won't happen. Why does Nick insist on staying with Vanessa Minnillo? —Emma  Dear Old-School: Why did Justin Timberlake ever hook up with Jessica Biel, for that matter? Men and their penises can be so weirdly wrong.

— "Not in the health he was in. Not in the state he was in." Singing sensation Melissa Etheridge at the American Music Awards when we asked her whether she thought Michael Jackson would have been able to pull off his planned tour. Although Etheridge told us she hasn't seen This Is It, yet, it doesn't sound like she needs to. Like we've said before, the film is wonderful, but doesn't do anything to hide MJ's frail frame at the time. Melissa added that she plans to see the film because she's heard it showcases Jackson's "genius and talent." Have you all seen it yet? You've only got a week or so—we suggest you check it out. It is a truly remarkable piece of work, but we really don't think Michael would have been able to survive the tour, anyways.

Dear Ted: A.T. is part of my early morning ritual, helping me start the day on a light (or juicy) note before diving into work. Johnny Depp as People's Sexiest is fine by me—he's certainly doable and sexy—but what in the world has he done to his face? I swear I didn't even recognize him in that picture. What do you make of the recent changes to his face, and do you think he can tell how strange he looks? I've got nothing against fillers and corrective treatments—if they're done right the results can be rejuvenating and natural-looking—but it seems like so many stars go overboard or get terrible work done. Why is that? You'd think a big star would be choosier and go to the best. Also, why would People choose such a terrible photo for the cover and why would his people approve that ugly mug shot? Thanks! —Kitty Dear Depp Be-Gone: I think the front pic isn't all that bad; it's pretty hard to make Depp look ugly. Dear Ted: I have some questions regarding Bradley Cooper. I get the feeling that he is a colossal egomaniac. There are never pictures of him out with friends. Does he have famous friends, and if so, who are they? I don't think he is gay, but there is something about his personality he is hiding from us, am I right? —Emma  Dear Hermit Crab: Coop isn't showing his true self, that's for sure. Totally doable, as he may be. Dear Ted: I was wondering if you ever get threatened by publicists whenever you publish a Blind Vice or other items rendering a particular celebrity's image suspicious. Aren't you worried for your safety? I admire you for putting the truth out there, or at least the best you can. —Big Fan Dear Worrywart: You've got no idea, babe! I'm more concerned about a backlash of Twilight fans than publicists, though. They're toughass mothers! Dear Ted: OK, you've given us a list of 12 guys who are not Toothy Tile. How about a list of 12 guys who are not Nevis Devine? Love ya. —Salrob  Dear Trying Easy: Nevis has a few more years to go until he reaches the legendary status of Toothy. I'll think about it, though. Good idea. Dear Ted: I'm gonna bitch. I have read you forevah but you have to stop the jumping to the next page to continue reading a storyline. It truly is fubar and takes way too long to load. (And I usually never complain about a delayed load! LOL) Love you, love the furbabies, mine's a rescued lab that has more love in his eyes than a queen has mirrors. (Scorpios are awesome, right, Ted?) —KikiTopaz Dear Calm Down: Love you, hon, but can't change it! It keeps the suspense up, doesn't it? Plus, then you'd only be able to see about three stories at a time on the page 'cause it would be so long. Dear Ted: I just need to say that the whole Taylor Lautner-Taylor Swift history is a little weird! I mean the Taylor-Selena Gomez-Taylor triangle is freaking odd! Personally I think Selena and Taylor were so adorable together! I can't believe that's all "OK" when you hook up with you friend's ex! —Patriv Dear Puppy Love Triangle: It's Hollywood, almost anything goes. Again, maybe it's no big deal because one of those pairings ain't for real.   Dear Ted: Did you see the trailer out for Remember Me? Robert Pattinson looks amazing and his acting is just brilliant! There's wit yet angst and a whole lot more. Are you interested in watching Rob in a role that's outside the whole "fantasy" realm? I'm really looking forward to seeing him play the big brother in the movie. Though I got to admit, as silly as it sounds, it's weird (for the time being) seeing Rob onscreen with someone other than Kristen Stewart. —Tammy Dear Acting Path: Thought the trailer looked pretty good too, darlin'. I'm very curious to see R.Pattz outside of the Twilight realm. Wonder if he'll do as well as K.Stew has? Dear Ted: More a statement than a question, Kristen Stewart has to be one of the most underrated actresses in Hollywood. Having just left one showing of New Moon and gone straight back into the next—something I've never done before—I have to say I'm completely blown away. Admittedly everyone does a good job and the chemistry between K.Stew and R.Pattz is red hot as always, but she is absolutely hypnotic and she is growing into such a beautiful woman. I've always been a fan but she just keeps getting better and better with every role. No wonder she has Rob so completely under her spell! —Wendy  Dear Rose-Colored Glasses: I thought her acting carried most of New Moon, not gonna lie. Love the girl, but she's still got a ways to go before she's Oscar-worthy. Looking forward to The Runaways. Dear Ted: Heard about you only because of Twilight (sorry, different continents), but I think you are honest enough. I like that you make us read between the lines. So...honestly enough—do you think it will last between them? Or is it just an on-set thing? And what did you think about the Remember Me trailer? It actually surprised me. Oh God, I hope the movie is as good as it looks. CET—guess what it means and you'll know which continent! —Zrink Dear True Love: Agreed, I was pleasantly surprised, too! I wish Emilie was taller. Sorry, but that's gonna bug me through the whole movie. Did they give her elevator shoes or something? Dear Ted: Wouldn't Cillian Murphy make a great Frankie if they remake Rocky Horror? —Jennifer Dear Murphy Horror: Sure, if he's crazy enough to do it. Hollywood remakes everything, so why not. But how 'bout R.Pattz? Makes a lotta sense. Dear Ted: Remember all those years ago, when Jon Voight went on E! crying about Angelina Jolie's mental health and she froze him out? Given the recent pictures of her, is it clearer what he was so worried about? Or was he just pulling what is now known as "a Michael Lohan"? —Jasmolak  Dear Good Question: Voight is a more mature Michael Lohan. They have similar ways about them, but at the end of the day Jon is way less self-absorbed. Which is why Angie's giving him a chance, prob.  Dear Ted: Do you think that Robsten will buy a home in the near term? Or will they continue to live out of hotels? Hope you had a grand time Monday evening! —Statcat  Dear Take It Slow: They still haven't officially told us that they're together, so I'm not expecting a grand moving-in-together gesture. What's next, K.Stew has to get knocked up? Dear Ted: What's going on with Miss Nikki Reed? Is she still with Paris Latsis or was that just a temporary fix? Also, are you sure she and Kristen aren't tight these days? In a recent Vanity Fair article, to describe Kristen she says "my heart." Sounds like a special relationship to me? At times I feel bad for the chick, ya know, she puts it out there but seems to take it at the same time. BTW Kristen on Jimmy Fallon, priceless! She's such a badazz, that's why we love her! More on Judas Jack-Off/Dashed Dingle-Dream please, I'm getting kinda hooked on that one too! —Cross-Starred Dear Reed Up: Clearly I'm coming around to your side of things. I think the two are friends but definitely not as close as they used to be. Sure, they have something special, though. Dear Ted: Just want to put this out there: Emilie de Ravin is a sweetheart. She's been through a lot of crap on the Roswell set—fans signed a petition to deport her because her character was in a love triangle with the male lead—and she was treated badly and endured endless bitchery from her female castmates (one of them was Katherine Heigl so you know what I'm talking about). Please leave her out of the Twilight craziness. I know you like to tease the crazy fans, but enough is enough. —Tess  Dear Bitches on Set: Totally agree with you. Don't think Emilie should be roped into Rob-dramz. Dear Ted: Spill it! What exactly is Angie's "mystery diet"? Heroin? Coke? Or just skipping sustenance all together? —Valove Dear Emo: Do you want me to get fired? Dear Ted: I'm a loyal reader and visit your site at least five times a day. Just wondering, do you ever secretly post messages on the E! Online Message Boards? And which B.V. star would you like your readers to ask more questions about? —Curious  Dear Wonderin': No, it's your show. And I must confess I have a soft spot for Lloyd Boy-Toyed. We have not seen the last of him, not by a long shot. Dear Ted: I saw New Moon last night, and it was awesome, but the best part was Jacob, oh my god! That boy is hot! And you are totally right, for a moment I was Team Jacob, until of course Edward came out and made me forget about those amazing abs. But to those Twi-haters, you have to see it, it is a great movie. So Ted, what did you think of it? Was it better for you than Twilight? —Pfuente  Dear Team New Moon: I thought it was better than Twilight. I also thought Bella was an idiot for not locking lips with that hunk o' man! Dear Ted: I'm sitting here watching my TiVo'd Oprah with Penélope Cruz and Nicole Kidman looking all buddy-buddy. Didn't Penélope's fling with Tom Cruise start while Nicole was still married to him? Are these two women making all nice for the cameras or do they really get along? —Ellen from RI Dear Catfight: Are you absolutely sure Tom Cruise is worth fighting over, at this point? Dear Ted: At the GQ party, Alexander Skarsgård was directly asked if he is seeing anyone and said that the only women in his life are his mom and his sister. He's sweet, don't you think? I always figured he was too good for the low-rent likes of Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Bosworth. Who would you like to see him with, Ted? —Daria  Dear Matchmaker: Neither of those two girls, I can tell ya that much. Someone with a better rep around town. Nice, sweet, but freakish in bed or something.

Shocker—New Moon is dominating the box office. The second Twi flick grossed $26.3 million just in midnight showings. Sorry, Twi haters, but this franchise is here to stay. We've done enough talking on New Moon this, Twilight that, so now it's your turn. No doubt many of you are going to check out the flick this weekend, and we want to hear your thoughts. That nasty Answer B!tch posted a semigenius review of N.M. broken down into movie ratings based on your Twilight devotion. As you all head to the theater to check out not very much R.Pattz but more Kristen and Taylor, let us know if you think Twilight 2 lives up to its hype.

New Moon is going to open huge today, no doubt about it, so it's never too soon to look ahead.  We recently chatted with producer Bill Bannerman and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg about what fans can expect for Eclipse—the third film in The Twilight Saga, due next summer. Many reports have called it much darker, with new director David Slade (Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night), so we asked if the PG-13 audience would still be able to hang.  Plus, we've got more updates for you on the fate of Breaking Dawn... First up, Eclipse.  "It is a little edgier, only because there's more action in book three," Twilight and N.M. producer Bannerman tells us. "We have the advance of the newborn army, and our Cullens have to defend themselves, and the wolves become allies. That doesn't happen in New Moon, yet."  Don't worry, tho, Rosenberg said she kept the third script very true to the book.  "[The movie] expands on [the book] in some ways—in a movie we can go away from Bella's point of view. So we can go see what Victoria's up to. In some ways we get to see more than what the book can show."  As for whether Slade changed the tone at all? Melissa adds: "The book is darker, so I think the story is darker. David is the perfect director to bring that to life. He has such a great, intense sensibility. I'm really looking forward to seeing what he does."  Now onto what most of us are drooling to hear about: Breaking Dawn.  "I think the fans will define the fate of the franchise," Bannerman dishes. "There is no script yet, and if Melissa is working on one, I don't know about it. She's the one that would be first point of contact. I think everyone wants to see it happen, if the momentum gains I don't know why it wouldn't [happen]." As for whether that would be one final movie or two: "I don't know. The book can either be simplified or stay intact. It's a longer book than the previous three; it's hard to tell what they'll do. I'm looking forward to the surprise!"  B.D. most definitely will happen, we can assure you. Plus, we know that Rosenberg is already signed on to pen the screenplay for the "Breaking Dawn films," as insiders refer to them.  Most likely, the holdup is Rob, Kristen and newly important Taylor. If they are up to making two more movies, the studio won't miss out on the opportunity to cash in double-time, trust. But from what we're hearing, they have so far only agreed to one more after Eclipse. Also, insiders tell us how well New Moon does in theaters will influence how many more Twilight films Summit will squeeze out. Money talks, ya know? Even to tired and overpromoted actors.  The second-class Twi kids are eagerly awaiting a decision, too.  "I haven't received any word from Summit about the fourth film or what's going on with Breaking Dawn," Jackson Rathbone told Team Awful. "As soon as I know, I'll tell everybody!"  "I don't know anything about Breaking Dawn," Michael Welch also added. "I assume it will be made. I did hear a rumor it might be made into two films."

"Five." —So reveals our inside Desperate Housewives source regarding the total number of deaths resulting from this season's cliffhanger plane catastrophe. We're told it's the result of two passengers on the small aircraft getting into an argument They die, too, by the by, as do some darling, dear residents on the ground on Wisteria Lane. Gosh, think those might be Teri Hatcher and her crackhead dietician up there in that plane bitching away? Never know! And let's hope!